So I was checking out some pictures of runway models like us gangstas do (Harlem stand the f*** up yeah! yeah! aye) and I saw the Hakaan 2011-2012 fall collection from Paris fashion week.
Now first I would like to say: I like it , they’ve got some creative designs and the clothes are beautiful.
Some of these bitches on the runway look like they got slapped by a Vietnamese pimp on the way out the club; like they got stabbed and did a little blood letting for that porcelain heroine addict look.
Exhibit “A” Cyborg chic
Lookin like she’s trying to find John Conner and stop the rebellion
Exhibit “B” Night of the dead
She’s barely standing I mean look at her I think she died two days before the show and zombied the runway out. Zombies are in this season.
Exhibit “C” Wind Tunnel face.
The Grinch who stole the last half M&M from the green room.
Then they brought out the man behind Hakaan and it made sense. It’s Danny Devito! Mister It’s always sunny himself or not, though designer Hakaan Yildirim bears a striking resemblance.
Disclaimer: I am but a mortal man and have flaws, not many but they are there. I don’t make fun of peoples looks, however these Fashionistas are trying to tell beautiful healthy goddesses that women are supposed to look like this, that the road to perfection is paved in starvation and what looks like blood loss I can’t quite explain it. Never the less, love your self sexy queen of all the earth and stars. For you are perfect in every way and the thought of you brings a smile to peoples faces.
You just need the right people and energy around you.
And let me borrow five dollars I got you on Friday but don’t cash the check till’ midnight I don’t need another over draft, and child support is next week.
Confession: I like Oj da juicemans new mixtape DAMN IT.
Alright real talk I grew up listening to Biggie Gangstarr Nas UGK and outkast but that doesn’t mean I can’t like the quasi coherent Culinary art school 2 I fux with this.
Is it a dissertation on the state of the economy,hip hop or Libya? No. Does he care? No. If you feel this is going to ruin the world than keep ignoring it. And yes I feel this is better than the other guy I spoke on.
It’s not for errbody but Here go if you’re interested.
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